“AND HERE I have to drop back and tell yet another embarrassing story about something else I screwed up in regard to First Orion. By now, you readers are probably wondering why the hell you’re reading a book about entrepreneurship by a guy who gets everything wrong. You probably think I could play both Dumb and Dumber all by myself. All I can say in my defense is that I’m human. We humans do dumb things sometimes, even when we know better, and I’m willing to embarrass myself to show you just how easy it is to screw things up. But I promise you: Before this story is over, I’ll have gotten a few things right.”